Sirius Black Open RP Post

[solemnly]

"We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on.
That's who we really are."

Comments

[lancifolium]

You're welcome to have a look at them if you like, but I'm afraid they're a lost cause.

It's alright. There are other apprenticeships. Anyway, let me fix your book and I hope you accept my apology.

[solemnly]

Cheers if you could my chuck.

And I'd like you to show me what you did, it seems important to know.

Shall I twat Himself for you?

[lancifolium]

I'm pretty sure I'll regret showing you, but just this once I'll make an exception.

That'd be nice. But make sure it's got a degree of panache to it, for my poor plants and lack of Laotian suntan.

[solemnly]

I understand that you're wounded so I won't rub salt in it by pointing out that I don't think it's physically possible for you to tan.

Re James, let me ferbulate but it will be good and just, I promise.

Unrelated, what are you doing for summer hols?

[lancifolium]

If I do it gradually I can tan thank you very much.

Just do it in private. Ferbulate I mean.

Mum and dad are getting a caravan and we're going to go camping around Brittany! We're going to dig for clams. Would you like me to send you a letter? What about your plans?

[solemnly]

The only ferbulation worth doing is very, very publicly.

I haven't decided yet. I suppose I'll find some grand adventure to undertake.

[Anything to avoid going home tbh]

I'd like a letter. Will you eat the clams or are you digging them just for fun? Imagining you as a family of otters wombling about in a caravan is my new favourite thing. Maybe I'll write a children's book.

[lancifolium]

A grand adventure? I'll be envious and expecting letters back about it.

That sounds... otterly adorable? My Dad's quite precious, he'd make a lovely otter, my sister not so much.

We'll have a proper clambake on the beach, it's always wonderfully fun. Should you adventure all the way to France, you should stop by.

[solemnly]

You mustn't threaten me with a good time, I might take you up on it and then what would you do?

[lancifolium]

Fight to keep a straight face as my rude sister looks utterly appalled. Don't make me adore this idea Sirius.

[solemnly]

I always forget you've got a sister. Is she actually horrible?

[lancifolium]

She thinks people who can do magic are freaks. She'd be so offended by your presence.